(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)



Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”



(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)



Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”



Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”



Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”



Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”



(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)



Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”





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